did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
Does my uniform make me look fat?
pretty taste day with ipytalp jus’ lounging, monopolying nd sunbathing
Funny. When you finally hear the words you’ve been terrified of hearing for so long, they weren’t that terrifying at all, it was almost a relief